When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I have recently escaped – where from I cannot say – I don’t want them to find me just yet. While I am on the run I have decided to write my memoirs. If you are interested in the finer things in life – like Vodka, and trashy parties – then you are in the right place. I am on a mission to create as much havoc in the world as possible – and so far it is going well.

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